Good one - > Manmohan singh and George Bush

Manmohan Singh to Bush – We are sending Indians to the moon next year. 
 
Bush – Wow! How Many? 
 
Manmohan Singh  - Total 100 ;
 
25 - OBC 
 
25 - SC 
 
20 - ST 

 
5 - Handicapped 
 
5 - Sports Persons 

5 - Terrorist Affected

5 - Kashmiri Migrants 
 
9 - Politicians 
 
and if possible 
  
1 – Astronaut